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Oct 6th, 2009 by Pursey

whatintheworld

There’s just so much to say about this; I do not even know where to start

Writers block is a bitch / Life is a Russian novel
Oct 3rd, 2009 by Pursey

2187242989_2eacb23b1eAs you can tell; its been several weeks since I’ve updated this blog. Such a post nearly allays comes a few moments after a well meaning blog hits the shitter. In this post I’m supposed to make excuses or perhaps long and beautiful ballads referencing how I will never do this again …I’m supposed to swear to keep this thing up to date; but in reality I have no idea what will happen. To be honest I’ve simply been to tired to ‘critically engage’ bitterness …which is not really an odd predicament to find my self in.

When I first conceived of this blog I started a facebook group for people looking to contribute and people joined in truly surprising numbers. This was encouraging and I thought perhaps I somehow stumbled upon a community of people who could not just sit by and let them selves become old and fat; just like voters in November, I hoped… how fullish. People signed up to publish one story a week ..we had editors, reviewers, great suggestions for features …etc. None the less here I find my self ..the only publisher to date; one of 4 people to ever sigh on and begin to write anything; fat and old I welcome the coming numbness and encourage you to do the same. So lift your glass, puff your pipe …whatever it takes to escape …and try to enjoy capitulation as much as I have. Thank ‘God’ for life; it’s more beautiful thank I will ever understand.

Yes; my cat is named Cat mostly because Yusuf is harder to spell
Aug 21st, 2009 by Pursey

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Dear Cat (as in Stevens);

You have had a very traumatic life; it’s true. I can’t even begin to relate. To be pulled from your Mouther’s teet at such a young age and forced to wonder the streets for months; the abduction by government officials and your ultimate incarceration on death row; it’s all just so intense. You lived quite the life before I even meet you.

When Caleb, your old roommate and mine, sprung you from the clink I was there driving the get away car. In the coming months you told us how you were someones bitch once and inevitably had your genitals removed; man we hurt for you.

I understand that a ‘candy ass’  like me can never completely enter your world. Even still, I really like hanging out with you and do not mind paying your share of the rent. I’ve never had to beg for food and I know it seams hardly fair my pallet frequently indulges in fresh tuna while you are forced to eat dry, hard nutrition tablets. I understand all of these things and yet I still have the chutzpeh to humbly ask you two things:  First, Please stop pooping in the corner and second; please do not slit my throat tonight.

God is only dead if your broke
Aug 18th, 2009 by Pursey

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I finally found god last night…. on my dolor bill; which is, apparently, where we place our trust.

*Also note; I am starting to collect these, if you have any you would like to contribute please let me know.

Last night I swallowed a whole box of birth control pills.
Aug 18th, 2009 by Pursey

When ‘Finder’ Gets Lost
Aug 14th, 2009 by Pursey

crap

That status bar has been spinin for over a week.
Apparently there’s some bug in OSX such that when you enter incorrect credentials for an smb share finder sometimes freaks the fuck out. There are at least two ways to solve the problem, you can force quit and re-launch finder or kill the processes PID …. I choose neither and just take comfort in the pretty spiny bar. *sigh* Happy Friday.

Google your a smart ass
Jul 23rd, 2009 by Pursey

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Never trust a fortune cookie
Jul 17th, 2009 by Pursey

img003Oh fortune cookie; how much further from the truth could you be.

Non sequiturs make me eat lampshades
Jul 14th, 2009 by Pursey

Page_1Today is the second day of Sonia Sotomayor supreme court confirmation hearings. While nearly everyone expects Sotomayor to sail through the confirmation hearings with little trouble; former speaker of the house Newt Gingrich recently attacked the nominee by calling her a raciest (see this abc news article).

Gingrich tweeted: “Imagine a judicial nominee said ‘my experience as a white man makes me better than a latina woman.’ new racism is no better than old racism.” Moments later, he followed up with the message: “White man racist nominee would be forced to withdraw. Latina woman racist should also withdraw.”(excerpted from CNN)

This is quite curious on a number of levels;

  1. Gingrich aggregated his sentiments using the ’social networking’ sight/tool Twitter; this is about the last thing one would expect a stogy republican to do. (Dose John McCain even know what a tweet is ?)
  2. Newt Gingrich’s first name is ‘Newt’
  3. Newt is a white ‘man’ and grew up (as a military brat) with infinitely more privileges than Sonia Sotomayor… yet he somehow managed to call the first serious female nominee (since Ruth Bader Ginsburg)  of the first ‘African American’ president of the united states; a racist. To make things even more interesting Sotomayor is also the first Latino (read:minority) supreme cours nominee..ever.
  4. Due to the amazing backlash on blogs, Twitter and the (arguably conservative) media Gingrich recanted and actually apologized.

I wanted to take a minute to analyze Sotomayor ‘controversial’ statement which seams to have tied Gingrich’s undies in a bunch. In 2001 while delivering a speech intended to explore how life experience can inform judicial opinions (source) Sonia Sotomayor stated:

“I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life,” (source)

If we strip the sentence down to some of its presuppositions we see at least the following:

  1. Better conclusions are made by wise people
  2. Experience can lead to wisdom or at least augment wisdom
  3. Latina women have had cretin experiences white men have not had
  4. All things being equal, a person who is wise, Latin and a woman has had greater experience than than those who are not, specifically white men.

From these propositions she concludes:

  • It is hoped those who are wise, Latin and women would make better decisions than those who happen to be: unwise, white, male and less experienced.

This seams to make since. Lets try to rephrase the conclusion by removing race references. It would seam; if Sotomayor is making a racist statement and if in that statement race modifies gender; then we could remove race from the equation and get a sexist statement. However Sonia Sotomayor’s statement dose not seam to make any such sexist statement and says something like:

  • It is hoped that a wise woman would make better decisions than an unwise man.

If we re-work the sentence again we get some interesting results. This time lets remove gender references. We could then (but would not necessarily) derive

  • It is hoped that wise people make better decisions than unwise people.

I certainly hope wise people make better decisions than unwise people. This seams to make sense and is not really all that controversial. However reworking Sonia Sotomayor statement to derive (the converse of Gingrich’s reductio example) ‘my experience as a Latin woman makes me better than a white man’ dose not seam possible. First this derivative makes no mention of wisdom. Second Sotomayor is speaking of an ability to reach better conclusion’s and not qualitatively of people. While Gingrich’s claim is quite inflamatory and thus a bit more entertaining; it dose not seam to hold much water. I think what Gingrich intended to do was attack premise 4.  Given:

  1. Better conclusions are made by wise people
  2. Experience can lead to wisdom or at least augment wisdom
  3. Latina women have had cretin experiences white men have not had

It would seam quite fare to argue that white men have had experiences Latina women have not had and that this should not help or hinder there wisdom. Thus premise 3 and 4 are disjointed and premise 4 can be rejected as both superfluous and impossible. I think Gingrich wanted to argue that all things aside from race and gender can not be equal. These things fundamentally impact who we are as beings and our ability to participate in wisdom; wherever they may fall in the spectrum of existence. Furthermore it seams Gingrich wanted to purport no one has an edge over anyone else specifically due to there race or gender. While it may be true; rich white men generally have a greater opportunity to succeed this dose not make them any ‘better’ as people; it just means we live in a fucked up society which tends to favor and perpetuate those in power.

What is frustrating here is Sonia Sotomayor was delivering what, she probably though at the time was, a motivational speech; Gingrich did the same. Sotomayor’s statements were intended to inspire and encourage; Gingrich’s claims were intended to marginalize and spin. Neither climes are logically sound and both are relatively nonsensical yet they seam to rally both the left and the right. I think what Sotomayor intended to say was something like:

“I would hope people who have struggled through adversity would have learned valuable lessons resulting in greater wisdom.  White men, on the whole, have fewer economic and social barriers to success; thus a successful Latino may have some insight a white man in the same position may lack”

It seams apparent Gengrich really intended to say something like:

“Hey guys look at me, I’m still alive, relevant and matter…now watch me crash my political career into this pile of horse shit!”

Bomb them all [I'm a terrorist]
Jul 10th, 2009 by Pursey

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‘They’ all read non fiction and the nuance of to be or not to be is greatly lost. Quantifiable numbers; that is where it is. In fact, one plus one equals two but what that one is or what that two means is really not very discernible. The numbers crunch and tummys bulge on the backs of the hungry in a cacophony of quantoids who spend there lives bumping into things which are mere percentages. And in this uncomfortable tension, not in emotive reality, ‘we’ stand back and scoff and bomb other countries; And I; I become a terrorist with every bourbon I drink.

*note to CIA (given the title of this post and the photo of Shitty Mitchy): When riding in the black helicopter to Cuba; I call shot gun (which will probably be pointed at my head).